Men and Woman

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up
and
goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, 'Listen, this guy's
an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I
love you.'

To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked
if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,

I love you too

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Received this funny message from a friend from friendster. Pretty funny though.. man oh man!!! How can a man not being a man to protect his wife rather than giving her away when in danger? How bad!!

30 Reason Why it's better to be a Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

A Mayonnaise Jar & 2 Cups Of Coffee

A friend of mine sent me this letter. I find it quite true though. Sometimes in life, we unconsciously see little things as big deal and neglecting things, people that we should take care and spend time with. Well, are you one of us?

When things in your life seem almost too much too handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full they agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar . Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things- your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.

The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.

If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal."

Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

The post that I spend the longest time!

Today, I have spent almost 4 hours to post one post. The longest in my history of blogging and yet the most satisfied post ever. Reason being I love those pictures, they represent a very moment that we normally never paid attention to. With one second faster or slower, the look will be completely different. And it delivers the message without a word. How amazing is that?

And I receive the pictures from a friend with all the Chinese illustration. Well, I tried to find the English version, unexpectedly, no sign of any exist. So, well, I will have to “try” to translate the message into English. I have to admit that my English is not as good as Chinese, so, if you do not understand any part of the blog, feel free to email me, I will try to explain. Hehe….

You may ask, what brings me to the world of blogging? I started when one of my friend starting blogging, and I am alone, got nothing better to do after work. Haha… how sad? And now, honestly speaking, I am kinda addicted to blogging. To share pictures, videos, ideas that I enjoy with many other people out there make me excited. Because, the idea of “there are really someone reading your post” but not me talking to myself is pretty cool. Hahahaha…..

Anywayz, just in case you might be interested in the 4 hours not so properly translated post : here is the link :

Historically, the 24 most famous photographs!

Feel free to leave any comments!! =D

When Lovers become "Friends"

When Lovers become "Friends"

Do you think lovers can become friends even after they break up? The answer could be yes and no. Because no one knows when or how long will it take for them to become friends again. It is all depend on how well can you adapt to the break up. But one thing I am pretty sure is, if the couple break up caused by the 3rd party intruder, the chance is almost 0%. The relationship is already contaminated by lie and trust is broken.

For those who can still be friend with their ex-lovers, they are either have lost the feeling completely and just waiting for either one to bring up the break up. Since there is no more love, there is no harm to let the other party go because neither of them will lose anything. And those after break up, one of them trying hard to keep the relationship, and unfortunately, mostly are girls who still want to be friends. No matter how cold the treatment from the man, the lady will still choose to drag and avoid the fact that that is not working.

There is nothing wrong to maintain the friendship after break up, but do not ever hope for any miracle to happen. When the guy suggested to be friend, and still going out as normal but just as a friend, do not ever mistaken that is something going on. Because you should understand that when either one of them find another partner, the relationship will definitely going to be changed. No matter how logical you are, you cannot cheat your feeling and emotion. When you call up the guy as usual and invite him for a dinner, but he is already eating and rushing to hang up, by right, there is nothing to be upset about. But the fact is, the moment you hang up the phone, the hopeless and feeling of lose are so unbearable. That is something you should be scared about, because you are upset with a supposed to be a meaningless phone call, you might ask yourself, how logical you think you are and maybe you are trapping yourself into something dangerous.

Can a guy and a gal really be a good friend, when they are seeing each other almost everyday? I don’t know. Do you know?